TERMS & CONDITIONS

Terms & Conditions
By perusing The Laffien Times (hereafter referred to as “our paper, though it lives online”), you agree to the following civilized understandings:

Content
All articles, drawings, and ramblings are the property of The Laffien Times unless otherwise credited. Please don’t copy, reproduce, or parade them about without permission. That would be gauche.

Conduct
This site is meant for reading, reflecting, perhaps chuckling. It is not meant for vandalism, spamming, or general mischief of the cyber sort.

Links Abroad
Sometimes we point you to other corners of the internet. We don’t control those places. Should you encounter chaos there, we politely disclaim responsibility.

Liability
Our words are crafted with care, but perfection is the realm of the divine. We are not liable for typos, omissions, or for any life decisions made solely on the strength of our sentences.

Revisions
These Terms may be polished, tweaked, or rewritten without notice. Continued reading constitutes continued consent.